GOT BOOBIES?

got..
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where?
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everywhere..
when i tried googling it.. think I saw more porn sites than then the educational "Let's learn about anatomy" post =P
And that's just how significant boobs is..

U GOT BOOBIES?

I Got, but not much..

today I felt like wanting the black boobs with sad red nipples =P

choose your boobs from ALICEWONDERS.COM

It's such a highly publicised part of the human anatomy due to it's alluring sillhoutte, the curves that it gives to the female population, and the many other functions that comes into reality.. which shall not be elaborated here... =P

the women anatomy

I didn't get much education about taking care of boobs..Being in an all girls' school didnt really did much good. Not too many were concern with starting a good foundation of boobs caring by wearing suitable bras :P  In fact many who blossomed early tried very much to conceal the 'mountains' that they carry with them by wearing no-support bras..  I was in-between.. Whatever mum throws to me, I wear =D


Growing up and interphasing into the working world means more interaction with humans, and more varieties of boobs to see!! Which made me realise boobs are such valuable assets!! And not having a set of  00 doesn't seem to make a complete female... that 2 humps really does make a lot of difference to what you wear!!!

I can't depend much on my au naturale since it doesnt give much an impact to the sillhoutte. Given the fact that I am 5 years pregnant with  some quadruplets named Johnnie Walker, Hoegarden, Heineken and Carlsberg, that small humps seldom gets much attention. It's over shadowed by the beer belly =P 

So I put all my hopes on mangkuks !!! The padded set of bowl!!  =P 

Despite my dissapointment with my size, I do love my boobs! And it's scary to think that I may have to bid farewell to it one day due to my ignorance in giving it some much needed attention. 

Breast cancer is not a pandemic - like AH1N1 which gives u indirect warning. I mean if your neighbour got the Influenza symptom, you can take measures to avoid it. Like not being in contact with the person, but can still help him buy food and leave it at the door and run away =P

Breast cancer comes with no honking alert. You never know if you are the one in 100 person who suffers from it. Apart from healthy eating, maintaining a healthy lifestyle, and of course getting the right bra set for your assets, being able to take your shirt off and give your boobies an inspection too is vital.

Have you?

In case you are puzzled what is BSE.. it is..

Informations are everywhere. U only need to google or consult the nearest clinic. Have a read and maybe organise a session of BSE among your BFF ?  =D

And those 'door knob' information ( I dunno what they call it) that u see in my pictures above - is such useful piece of 'door knob reminder'! It comes with tips on how to perform your BSE (with pics!) and some very important tips to identify the weird behavioural acts that may occur to your precious assets.

And i got the useful infos when I purchased my Jane Birkin from AliceWonders.com !!!

from Alicewonders.com  =D

Most probably it is a lil bit too late to tell you about the campaign as it is coming to an end, but do check it out HERE to see if there is any teeny weeny chances to still win a pursehook which is awesome!!!!

nice or not!!!? =P

Anyway, yeah, why be shy when it comes to boobies issues? After all, I have what you have. And you have what I have.. All under that set of bra. Of different sizes and shapes. But regardless of shapes and size, I am sure you are proud to carry it around =D

Ain't you glad you GOT BOOBIES ..  =D

PROJECT LAZY TO THE MAX

Yup, I am lazy, I am busy and I am merely procrastinating. My plans to do a lot of  some self design stuff is still going on, but at snail rate... my studs are still not here yet  =(   and now the lace trend is coming in soo fast!

not really too sure what am I trying to design here.. but that's the thing with design, u gotta keep drawing still something strikes u. Sometimes it is practical, most of the time it is just ridiculous..but many a times, cost comes into picture as I want to keep it below RM40 all in  =)

Anyway, so far.. this is what I have.. done but incomplete..

corset / bustier / tube .. whatever u call it which is cut but not sewn yet. I can't decide if I should stud it or embroider it it just leave it as it is. I love batik!!  If I stud the edges of the cup with copper based studs, not forgetting the seams too with studs, of course, can u imagine a boho rock chick ensemble? With skinnies and a biker jeans..  =)  and messy kate Moss hair of course to complement the look.. I don't know... What think u?

Just a small attempt, and also a small size corset =P  most probably it will take so much time for me to ponder and procrastinate till my breast sag and can no longer make a full cup in the corset, even with 3 Nubra worn together..

Then of course, day dreamer like me don't just have a single dream.. I also dream of making more of these in different materials that I have been buying and buying. Did I say to fit your size?  =) So your frustration of not getting your bust fitted in is cleared off your messy mind =P

Wait...
Just wait... =P
Till I figure something out..

Idylic Post

and this is my new banner to my personal blog  =D

strictly for adults only.. not recommended when u had a great day as it may bring u back to being sober ..  -__-

and btw, the dress is for sales too   :)

RUNNING AROUND

I've got nothing to sell lately, cus I have not been spending much lately on clothes. I spent a portion on Panadols and cough syrups, and petrol....

Been working hard to make some ends meet  :P

Then I hate the fact of seeing my blog post not being updated for more than a week. I think not updating leaves a bad impression on people. As if I am not serious in selling. Seriously, I really AM NOT THAT SERIOUS in selling  =P  cus it's merely to clear the wardrobe. If I can't get it cleared, I will wear it =P  but of course, I also made a commitment to help others to sell their own stuffs and design (which u still have not seen) but will take some time.. =)

But...

But...

But...

I am sure I have helped a lot of people out by selling less and posting more rambles rite? Cus U will be spending time reading (and clicking my nuffnang ads) and no time to buy on impulse  =P

See how I am providing cure to shopaholics and help in boosting your financial woes?   =P

Year end... and most are eagerly waiting to celebrate the New Year very soon.. and I got targets to achieve.. Yup, designers don't just draw and hope to be rich.. we gotta make cold calls and say nice things to make people buy the products...

the hand drawn thing that I do, literally. There are artist who does it of course :)

of course u can utilise the hand drawn batik for all things imaginable, not just on dresses and baju kurungs

btw, floral doesnt mean its only for the girls. the boys too like floral  =P

the sakura bloom to usher Gong Xi Fa Cai..

after 2 days of draw draw, wax, wax, color, color, wash wash... then I get what I want...

I love doing draping! I've got more drapes to show

Yeah, so that's the reason why I have not been updating....been trying to reach out to more people on the beauty of hand drawn material... Not nice meh?  :/

And I have also been busy taking care of a new property. Times are bad, need to make some adjustment and create wealth.. I got a farm u know?.. which I have been working hard on to reap some rewards.. hence I am not always available to post, cus I gotta take care of my farm =P

My farm in Farmville  =P

Here

and am around..  :)

in any case if any of you wonder that I've made my first million  bucks by selling my preloved clothes.. NO, i am still your friendly next door miserable lady who spent her time at home stalking blogshops and not making quarter million bucks. Yet..

Been sick for some time and the constant fever helped in burning some fat here and there, but still not enough to elevate my size status from a size 12 to a size 8  :(  not even a size 10 ...

same..

Boobs too gone flatter...

I'll be back. Soon enough..  :P

Deep Vee Got To Go la...

I don't think I have made a discount post ever so far. Anyway, there's no need for one too rite? Cus most items are so reasonable and does not take the whole lump sum from your piggy bank.

There are times... like today that I cannot stand the sight of having items that is against my principles (wah... like  going into some political turmoil) -- I cannot stand misinterpretation of information when purchasing..and got myself something waaaaayyy different.. like this..but oh well.. it's only for reference, maybe I shouldn't complain..

Anyway.. not for fussy buyers (like me).. The baju is still new only that not in exact color and fall as the hot model staring outside the window.

 

The hot Taiwanese model with flat abs. Woot!!

The equally hot size 12 with bit of belly :P

Purchased this from a blogshop out of curiosity. I wanted to see if I can tailor this myself :) Got the answer, hence am putting this 'master copy' piece back to the market. At least now u know the actual colors of Taiwan pre-order clothes. Besides the color which varies slightly... a bit, it's all good. Never worn at all except for picture taking. Pair it with belt if you got beer belly like me... burp...... :P Yours for only

Size : definitely up to 14 or so. ask me

Matrial : Polyester cotton

RM35

RM25 with postage

Torso Challenge

And I am not up for it ... for those who have a short torso  / upper body and not pregnant with Heineken and Carlsberg for 5 years and still not giving birth

not ribbed, simply not enough fabric at the time of manufacturing, hence the opening

great for girls with pretty face and wants people to look at them from the front, and when they passes, they still want people to look at them from the back =P

I am not sarcastic leh!! that's what I have in mind initially when I got it =P

only that I don't have pretty face. nor arse..  =(

see why I never post this picture first before the other? scare u will vomit and not continue with the post =P

strictly for midget short torso people. Of course if u dare, u can always don it on despite having the torso the height of a ladder. and a set of six can of beer packs to show off.

NEW - cus it's NEVER WORN

PRELOVED - cus i kept it since a decade ago

(yah, it's a complicated relationship i have with my clothes)

Material  : Cotton Stretch

Color : Olive Green

Size : Small   ( yah, I grew.. ) ask me for exact measurement

Reasonably Yours for

RM12 with postage

-no, it's not a steal, from anywhere. It's merely a reasonable buy-